Archive for May, 2008

ding dongs without the transfats? no thanks

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Recently I had the opportunity to eat one of my childhood favorites:  a hostess ding dong!  I was expecting lush chocolatey goodness.  What I got was a mouthful of dry crumbly tasteless yuck.

So if you have a hankering for any of your favorite hostess treats, go ahead and pass.  They have sucked all the tasty transfats out and replaced them with tasteless crumbly dust. 

I have recently discovered, however, that hostess makes 100 calorie cupcake packs.  While they are the tiniest cupcakes you will ever lay eyes on, they are moist.  And very reminiscent of the old-school hostess cupcakes.  You know, before they sucked all the goodness out.

So if you have a need for hostess goodness, skip any of the old treats, and look for the 100-calorie packs.  These new treats were designed from the ground up having no transfats - and so they are surprisingly palatable.  While they aren’t as good as the original, they are MUCH better than what’s available now.

keith urban is a rock stah

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

I was just looking at my google stalk-a-lytics, and I saw that I got some hits for people looking for keith urban info.  And so I feel compelled to share my concert experience so the next people looking for keith urban info won’t have to go away disappointed.

First off, my review is extremely biased because, well, I’m not really a fan of country music.  I guess Mr. Kidman isn’t truly a country artist, as many of his songs have made their way onto my stations.  And I don’t listen to country stations.  I have to admit, I usually change the station when I hear one of his songs start.  (Sorry, Keith.)

But the Keith Urban show (and it was a SHOW!) has made it up into the top 3 concerts I have ever been to.  In order to make it into my list of greats, a concert has to be an experience that you can’t get by just listening to a greatest hits album.  (Which we did on our 5 hour drive to the concert.)  It has to be immersing and mesmerizing and intoxicating and fun.  Who else goes in my list?  MCR and Barenaked Ladies.  While Barenaked ladies aren’t as high-energy as MCR or Mr. Urban, their live show includes songs they make up on the spot.  And who can pass up an opportunity to listen in on a jam session like that?

But anyway, back to the show.  At first, I was caught up in trying to figure out who Keith Urban reminded me of.  Bon Jovi and Adam Sandler were the first two thoughts I had.  I was shocked that my brain came up with Adam Sandler - until I realized that Keith kinda looks like Adam Sandler with Bon Jovi hair (Recent Bon Jovi hair, not 80s hair).  And a toothy smile eerily similar to the last Mr. Kidman’s famous grin.

But who did he sound like?  My brain wouldn’t let it go - until almost the end of the show when I came up with Tom Petty.  If Mr. Petty had snorted a little coke instead of takin’ all those tokes, he mighta been the frantically energetic fireball that is Keith Urban.  I haven’t yet done an in-depth listening analysis to figure out why find their voices similar - because I think they both have very distinctive voices - but I imagine that they share a quality that caused my brain to lump them together.  Perhaps they both border on nasally without going into annoying?  But that’s an exercise for another day.

The Keith Urban Show is nothing like his greatest hits album.  He was beyond excited, he was running around the stage, he was showing off his guitar skills, he was running up and down the catwalk touching all the fan-hands he could, and he was SWEATING.  And I mean sweating.  There wasn’t a dry bit of t-shirt left by the time he was done with his show.  Nor a dry bit of hair.

The energy of the crowd was just amazing.  I was in a room full of people who would gladly take a bullet for Keith.  They were so excited to see him - many had even brought gifts for baby Kidman (who Keith confirmed was really on his/her way - according to the tabloids Nicole has had about 16 pregnancies during her relationship with Keith, so I’ve long stopped believing them.  I mean seriously, if you are a size 2 and eat a cheeseburger and fries and then stand funny, of COURSE you’ll look like you got a baby bump.)

So, Keith, I got to hand it to you.  You are a rock star.  You put on a show that would likely have made my #1 spot if I knew any of your songs … And from now on, I think I might just listen to your songs when they invade my station. 

lady who needs food variety marries adult picky eater

Monday, May 5th, 2008

They say opposites attract.  And when it comes to eating preferences, that is so very true of the husband and myself.

If I eat the same thing too much, I start to hate it.  I can’t even force myself to eat it, it makes me gag.  I don’t know if there is a “name” for this tendency (it’s not really a condition or disorder, per se, just an oddity).  I tried a little googling but came up empty.

When I was 8, my family moved to Washington state from Arizona.  It was a 3-day car trip, where we had potato chips to snack on.  We ate a LOT of potato chips.  All 6 of us, in the station wagon, munching on chips.  Halfway through the third day, I hit my breaking point.  I was sitting in the middle front seat, we were in Oregon, had just passed a sign for Ashland, and I realized if I ate another potato chip, I would throw up.  I didn’t eat a potato chip for years after that.  (I am now happily back on potato chips.  :-)

When I was 11, I made a list of all the foods I hated and posted it on the refrigerator.  Tacos, spaghetti, and potatoes made the list.  Why my mother didn’t beat me for that little maneuver I still don’t know, but most everything on the list was the dinners we ate most frequently.  She didn’t change her menu planning, but she made sure there was always bread available.  It’s a miracle bread didn’t make it onto my list of most hated foods …

It doesn’t matter how much I might love something - if I get over-exposed, onto the bad list it goes.  After enough time passes, it usually finds its way back onto my good list. 

I am always trying new recipes, new foods.  I like to go to new restaurants, and even at a restaurant I know, I’m just as likely to order something I’ve never had before as something I know I like.  I have thrown away many a half-eaten meal when I discover yet another thing that I don’t like.

The husband is the quite the opposite of me.  He has found a community of souls like himself on the internet, they call themselves adult picky eaters.  Basically, it seems to be what happens when supertasting meets OCD.  Thankfully, the husband is not nearly as extreme as many of the people on the adult picky eater forums; many subsist on a diet of mashed potatoes and multivitamins. 

The husband does not like to go to restaurants he’s never been to before.  We generally stick to well-known chains.  If I can find a menu online and make sure there is at least one thing on the husband’s ‘good’ list, then he will generally consent to trying it out. 

The husband has a short list of things he likes to eat for dinner.  At least, I consider it a short list.  It’s only got 2 weeks of things on it!  My list is more than twice that long.  (I just made a list of 33 things, and I’m sure I could come up with another week or two of dinners if I kept going.)

So we eat out a lot.  Restaurants provide an easy way for us to eat separate meals.  Unfortunately, restaurants that serve ‘Josh food’ don’t provide all the variety I would like.  Like Chinese, Thai, Japanese, or Mexican food!  We do get to eat at Greek and many Italian restaurants; for whatever reason, Greek and Italian places often serve burgers and grilled cheeses.

Tonight, after spending a day on the couch napping and watching tv in my robe, next to the husband who spent the day in his sweats, I discovered something even better than going out to a restaurant: Carry Out Coach.  They deliver food from many area restaurants - they’ll even pick food up at TWO different places for you!  So after a day of being miserably sick at home, I got to eat miso soup, california rolls, tempura, steamed rice and teriyaki chicken!  Every single one of which makes the husband a little ill just to think about.  And the husband got a chocolate shake, cheeseburger and fries.  Which are currently on my bad list due to over-exposure …

Admittedly, the delivery charges cost as much as our food did.  But it was soooo nice for us to each get to eat exactly what we wanted on our sick day.  (You know you don’t feel good when you don’t even put clothes on.)  We don’t quite have the budget for Carry Out Coach as often as I’d like, but it’s nice to know it’s there for special occasions.  Like when you don’t want to be bothered to put clothes on to pick up a couple of carryout orders.

rock garden ‘08

Sunday, May 4th, 2008
rock garden

 So I finally got around to putting in my new, HOA-approved rock garden this weekend.  My moss plants came in the mail this last week, so I figured I should plant them.  Before they died sitting on the porch in their little plastic pots.  Now they can die planted in my garden! 

I’m still missing the plants that I’m supposed to put around the edge of my entire garden, and I’m not sure when they’ll be arriving.  Ordering plants via mail seems a little shady, so I’m half-expecting they won’t come at all.  Or won’t be alive when they make it here.

So why buy plants through the mail?  So the friendly neighborhood UPS man can wonder why he’s delivering a box with holes in it, of course!  And also because when I went down to the nursery on route 7 and priced out my plants, the total came to $450.  For plants?!  That I am going to kill in 6 months.  Because that’s what I do to plants. 

That was a big part of my motivation for a rock garden.  You can’t kill rocks.  (Though, I did learn on a show about werewolves this afternoon that rocks can fail.  Rock failure is what makes earthquakes happen.)  But thanks to the HOA and their personal vendetta against plant-less gardens, I am now required to put something green and growy in my garden.  Sigh.

So I found a reputable-looking website to buy my moss from.  For way way less money than the silly brick and mortar store.  And then I found a much less reputable-looking website to buy my creeping ground cover from.  Because they were the cheapest.  Guess that’s probably why it hasn’t arrived yet …

So here’s to hoping my moss grows.  Each tiny little clump is supposed to fill in a 12″ circle, so I made sure to plant them all 4 inches from each other.  Hmm, that’s probably bad mojo for gardening, maybe I’ve doomed my garden already.

protein shmotein

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

I’ve always had a hard time getting in my daily allotment of protein.  In high school, I did a health project where I tracked what I ate for a few weeks - and while my calorie intake was fine, the amount of protein I ate was seriously lacking. 

So I recently decided to work on my protein intake (yeah, yeah, 10 years late …)  I googled how much protein I need to eat, and got all kinds of answers.  The most official answer, though, seemed to be 65-70 grams.  Yikes.  Over the last few days, I’ve only managed to hit 45-60 grams a day.  And that’s with me trying really hard. 

I’d like to not have to cheat by eating 3 protein bars every day to get to my desired protein intake.  So I need other tricks and tips on increasing my protein intake.  Preferably besides eat more meat - I order happy meal burgers because I will not eat an entire quarter pounder.  I promise.  If I get a quarter pounder, I will stop half-way through.  Oh, and also besides eat more dairy.  Even with lactase pills, great amounts of dairy still don’t, um, go unnoticed by the ol’ digestive tract.

And also - I haven’t died yet, so do I really need all that protein?  I mean, I seem to have a natural aversion to lots of meat.  And my body has decided that dairy is for the cows.  Is a 50/50 mix of carbs and fat really all that bad?