Archive for November, 2008

wait - you’re joking, right?

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The other day, the husband and I noticed that our new next-door neighbors had put rock in their flowerbed.  It’s a lovely rock, nice marble chips - but it is, nonetheless, banned.  By our over-protective HOA.

I finally caught one of the neighbors outside, and let him know the error of his ways.  He looked at me with a blank look when I told him rocks in landscaping were against HOA rules.  As I explained to him my HOA struggles, he suddenly registered what I was saying, and he stopped me with a flabbergasted, ‘Wait - you’re joking, right?’ 

I assured him that I was indeed being truthful, and I just wanted to warn them that the HOA may, at some future date, send them a nasty letter.

I still don’t think he believed me.  Here’s hoping he’s spared the fate of dealing with the HOA.

the cat picks mccain

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

The other night while I was watching politically minded tv, Forge slept soundly through Obama’s half-hour love fest.  When it was Mccain’s turn on Larry King, however, Forge jumped right up on the edge of the coffee table to get a better look.  He watched intently, and even stuck around for a minute or two after Mccain left in the hopes that he’d come back.

(I’m serious about that - Forge watches Meerkat Manor and the Dog Whisperer, and is somewhat aware of commercial breaks and that if he just waits it out, the show comes back.)

So, there you have it.  Forge 4 Mccain.  Of course, Forge also poops in sinks and eats bits of not-food off the floor - so I suppose it’s a good thing his vote doesn’t count.

letter to obama

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Dear Obama,

I was thinking about maybe voting for you.  And then you sent 17 people to my house in the last two weeks to convince me to vote for you.

I don’t talk to my family that often.  I don’t talk to my friends that often.  I don’t talk to my coworkers that often.  I barely talk to my husband that often.

So, consider me to be harassed into voting for someone else.

Sincerely,

considering hermitage