Jayne

Character Information

Background information about Jayne can be found here.

Quotes

“Ten percent of nuthin’ is…let me do the math here…nuthin’ into nuthin’…carry the nuthin’…”

“Do you know what the chain of command is here? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who’s in command.”

[mock reading Simon's journal] “Dear Diary…today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.” [flips page] “Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”

“I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly when I’m gettin’ paid.”

“Here’s a little concept I’ve been working on. Why don’t we shoot her first?”

“Looked bigger when I couldn’t see him.”

“This place gives me an uncomfortableness.”

“Six men came to kill me one time. The best of ‘em carried this. It’s a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun. … I call it Vera.”

“Hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic till I get pinched by the Man, how’s about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how’s that?”

[singing] “The hero of Canton, the man they call ‘me’.” [speaking] “Eggs! The living legend needs eggs!”