Mal

Character Information

Background information about Mal can be found here.

Quotes

“I don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.  Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.”

“Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.”

“Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”

“This is the captain. We have a…little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then…explode.”

“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back!”

“Can’t miss a place you’ve never been.”

“No one’s killin’ any folk today, on account o’ we got a very tight schedule, Yo-Saff-Bridg.”

“I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta go.”

“They don’t like it when you shoot at ‘em. I worked that out myself.”

“Then don’t strain your brain trying. You might break something.”

“Kaylee, what the hell’s going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?”