Wash

Character Information

Background information about Wash can be found here.

Quotes

“You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?”

[to a departing Zoe] “Bye, hon! We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas!” [sits down, starts the engines, then to Mal] “So, are we gonna sing army songs or something?”

“Hey, I’ve been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire.” [beat] “Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.”

“Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, ’cause I don’t think that’s ever gettin’ old.”

[confused] “Yeah, but…remember the part where it’s a trap?”

“Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.”

“A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

“We gotta go to the crappy town where I’m a hero!”

“Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.”

“Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”